PA’s ‘Murk-istanicals make no secret of their long history of KKK’s intellectual constipation embedded into their heirs….justice for melanin enhanced humanity? Bosh!

My last (gag inducing) reunion to good ol’ rural PA region didn’t introduce me to any enlightened local denizens who are clueless to the fact they live on a shared planet orbiting a gaseous star.

Thanks to a distant relative dragging her boyfriend’s family to gawk at returning self-exiled relatives….whom were surrounded by suspicious one-toothed heirs of the KKK’s embedded role models with a few amusing anecdotes if one can stomach being bemused at such shameful “real” Americans existing at all.

Those melanin deprived – intellectually (and spiritually) constipated minions – entire retinue of conversations were replete with nuke ‘em, endless plots against melanin enhanced humanity…and…SERIOUSLY – endless hero worship of Captain Picard whilst cheering on every new stain on their wife-beater tee’s …asking amongst themselves if “it resembled JEEzus” …whom, to them… was a blond, blue-eyed Scandinavian…not a Middle Eastern born Jew.

After days of endless “what would Captain Picard do” blubbering of theirs…at one point – risking my life under the paranoid watchful eyes of these gun totin’ “real ‘Murkins” – I finally dared to released my inner snark… and told the BO self sniffing crowd ….as to how impressed I was with their emulations of and honoring for…. such a gay as pink ink actor that is Captain Picard, Patrick Steward.

The silence was deafening until someone broke the silence with another pointedly ignorant call for nuke em rants enhanced with their classy eloquent belches.

All in all, none of us returning (shamed) to PA were rewarded by an intelligent conversation nor bothered to inform them it is they and they alone who risk our nation with terrorism, motivate others willing to die, be called (incorrectly) insurgents in order to avoid becoming “one with them thar’ good old boys” in Murk-istan.